Lynne Rosenthal, a college English professor, was ejected from a Starbucks on Manhattan’s Upper West Side by police after getting into a dispute with a barista—she became enraged when asked whether she’d like butter or cream cheese on her bagel.
“I just wanted a multigrain bagel,” Rosenthal told the New York Post. “I refused to say ‘without butter or cheese.’ When you go to Burger King, you don’t have to list the six things you don’t want.”
She added: “Linguistically, it’s stupid, and I’m a stickler for correct English.”
Oh, are you, Lynne? I may not be a professor of English, but I am a professional book editor, and it’s in that capacity that I challenge Rosenthal’s assertion. Not only isn’t it linquistically stupid for a barista to ask whether you want butter or cream cheese on a bagel (which of Strunk and/or White’s rules of usage does that violate, exactly?), it’s regular stupid for someone who lives in New York City to order a multigrain bagel. Bagels don’t come in multigrain, no matter what Starbucks would have you believe, and this New Yorker should have known better.
New York Post: Grammar stickler: Starbucks booted me
(Thanks to ma_shimaro for the link.)