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Do we have a quorum for this Forum?

Davos, SwitzerlandThe festivities have begun in Davos, Switzerland, where the annual meeting of the World Economic Forum takes place each year. Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao gave a speech. So did Russian Premier Vladimir Putin (calling the current financial crisis the result of a perfect storm).

You’d think this would be one of the more important meetings in WEF history, but apparently, while total attendance is at a record high, the number of major bank CEOs—i.e. the people who got us into this mess—is down:

But in the banking field, this year’s turnout among major CEOs is thinner than usual. By not showing up, senior executives may be avoiding an uncomfortable spotlight and winning points with politicians. But it isn’t always good business, bankers familiar with the Davos event say.

“I think it’s a mistake from a business perspective,” says one senior banker who had been scheduled to appear.

Um, yeah.

Wall Street Journal: Barclays Chiefs Join Growing List of Davos No-Shows

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Assigning Blame for the Meltdown

Dick FuldThe Great Man theory explains history in terms of movers and shakers rather than trends and forces. Proponents believe that individuals are responsible for history’s turning points, and that if, say, the right leader were somehow abducted by aliens on the right day, that particular war might have been averted. Others argue that historical forces larger than any individual are at work, and that if you remove a figurehead, another would take its place and everything would proceed more or less the same way.

If you’re a fan of the former approach, you’ll enjoy the Guardian’s take on the 25 people most responsible for the financial meltdown. Go buy yourself a bunch of envelopes and stamps; you’ve got hate mail to write:

A former bond trader known as “the Gorilla”, [Dick] Fuld had been with Lehman for decades and steered it through tough times. But just before the bank went bust he had failed to secure a deal to sell a large stake to the Korea Development Bank and most likely prevent its collapse. Fuld encouraged risk-taking and Lehman was still investing heavily in property at the top of the market. Facing a grilling on Capitol Hill, he was asked whether it was fair that he earned $500m over eight years. He demurred; the figure, he said, was closer to $300m.

The Guardian: Twenty-Five people at the heart of the meltdown

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Scoundrels going out of business

Marcus SchrenkerIt’s in the hardest times that people’s true colors come through. Those who routinely take shortcuts decide to cheat, while authentic leaders roll up their sleeves, don their hardhats, and begin to dig through the rock.

It is in these tumultuous times that the men are separated from the boys. This is also the time when those who have been taking the shortcuts all along will have their transgressions come to light. It is no fluke that, without a wildly growing economy, Madoff and other alleged bad guys are now being exposed—like the one tried to save himself from prosecution by faking his own death, parachuting out of his own plane.

Gawker: Executive Stages Plane Crash Fails to Fake Death

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Mix Yourself a “Financial Meltdown”

cocktailBook news site TribLog offers some welcome advice for those of us (all of us?) affected by the recession/depression/apocalyp$e: Enjoy a smooth cocktail.

But what? What drink would relieve us of our symptoms? Certainly not a Mad Dog Madoff, which is three parts Chateau Lafitte Rothschild and approximately three billion gallons of sweat from his investors. Topped with an indictment of course.

Definitely not a Blago, an elusive and yet unsatisfying nonalcoholic libation mixed in a backroom and consisting of juice and more juice, water from the Chicago River and–most importantly–hair conditioner to add extra body and buoyancy.

There is the Detroit Bailout, a hard drink to make just right because no one can agree on its exact contents. My recipe calls for gasoline with at least ten percent Ethanol, battery acid aged in a 1967 Impala engine and electroshock treatment for the bartender.

They also offer a recipe for an actual cocktail—a “Financial Meltdown.” Anyone want to come over to the Portfolio offices to mix some up for the team? They’ve got to down easier than the real thing.

The TribLog: Financial Meltdown—A Drink for the New Year

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